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Witnessing The Miracle A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and …
Freezing To Death Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get …
Adam Gets A Bit Jealous Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be …
What's Good For The Goose... A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and …
In The Butcher's Shop It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with …
A Young Couple On Honeymoon A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex." …
Caught In The Act_(4) A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed. "Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!" While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was …
Birthday Initiation Looking around the room, Rick surveyed the 5 couples already present,seated in the two rows of small love seats placed strategically facing him. His tall frame of 6 foot 5 inches and broad muscular build lent him an air of foreboding that he found useful in dealing with both female slaves and their …
What Every Woman Wants A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always …
Buying Tampons Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The …
The Family Photo Album A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?" "That's your father." "Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"
The Genie For Revenge A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. …
Jason's Life : Episode 1 The best way to tell a story about a man's life is from the beginning. Jason's life began when he was 22 years old. Jason and Christina had been together for about 3 years, but recently they'd been getting into a lot of fights. Christina was ready to settle down …
Six Of The Best! SIX OF THE BEST It has just dawned on me looking at the literary efforts of my alter ego Ricardo that he has told you five stories so far. Well, traditionally, six is a significant figure in these circumstances and I thought it would round things off nicely if I completed …
Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …
Lady In Waiting Part 2 I had dressed in a simple royal blue silk summer dress and let my hair hang loose over my shoulders and down my back. Nothing fancy but appropriate for dinner. Stella was making some awful French course again, at least she is off of her Hungarian Cuisine kick. Ming-Lee came …
Motorway Services I’d had a long day, setting off from home at the crack of dawn to drive to London from Cornwall and I suppose it was asking rather too much to try to drive back in the early evening. I realised that I was becoming dangerously weary by the time I got to the …
Practice Make Perfect It all started at the first day of wrestling practice, we started out the day with a 1 mile warm-up run then we come into the wrestling room and there they were the cheerleaders they were very hot with there little half skirts. So they ended up leaving going into the gym …
Office Discipline With an air of resignation, she walked slowly across the room to the desk. She acted as if she had no choice in the matter and in reality she had none. It was either this or go to the Job Centre first thing on Monday morning and try to explain to the clerk …
Not A Mom Story! Dear people who like to... read hello my name is bob, but you can call me bob when i was 13, my life was changing everywhere. my school was becaomming more of a challenge, my pubes were commin in, my dad had just divorced my mom, and my best friend had …