Witnessing The Miracle

Witnessing The Miracle A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and …

Freezing To Death

Freezing To Death Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get …

Buying Tampons

Buying Tampons Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The …

The Family Photo Album

The Family Photo Album A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?" "That's your father." "Then who's that old bald-headed fat man who lives with us now?"

Ace Seduction

Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …