Cook For Cock

Cook For Cock While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband "Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now." He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?" Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins …

One In The Same

One In The Same It was all very likely inevitable anyway. After all, Maggie and George lived in the same townhouse. Downtown and a mile north of the theater district, they owned the old stone upright outright, were its only occupants, and so had the entire place to themselves. They lived in the same building …

Sunset

Sunset It was coming to the end of a beautiful day. We're about 10 miles from the nearest town. We had pulled off of the main roads, onto a secondary road, because the map showed that it wound through some beautiful scenery. Just as the sky began to take on the colors of a beautiful …