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Blonde Joke How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Blonde Joke How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Virgin Trucker Virgin Trucker A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men …
Pubic Hair Why are pubic hairs curly? So you don't poke your eye out.
Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he …
When Is Your Girlfriend Too Fat? How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
The Dentist_(0) The Dentist Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, …
Dutch Virgin Dutch Virgin Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!
Blonde If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish
What's Your Poison? What's Your Poison? Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son. The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed. When he woke up …