M. J.
M. J. Q:why does micheal jackson like 29 year olds A: because there's 20 of them
Category: sex joke
M. J.
M. J. Q:why does micheal jackson like 29 year olds A: because there's 20 of them
Southwest Airlines
Southwest Airlines A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of …
Milk! Yummy!
Milk! Yummy! A man went to a bar and picked up a beautiful blond woman. They went back to his apartment and had hours and hours of sex. Afterwords, the man went to the kitchen to get something to drink. He poured himself a glass of milk and then realized that his dick was still …
Worse Life
Worse Life There once was a cucumber, a stick, and a dick. The cucumber said, "I have a terrible life. People cut me up and eat me." The stick shook his head and said, "My life is worse. People cut me up and burn me!" The dick shook his head and said, "I had the …
Meeeeeow
Meeeeeow One day, a woman went to the doctor's office and said, "My husband isn't doing very well in bed." The doctor handed her a bottle and said, "Give him one pill every night and see how things go." That night, she gave him one pill and had sex. The next morning, she woke up …
An Encounter With Enoch
An Encounter With Enoch Sam has been a stock broker for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his …
Blood Transfusion
Blood Transfusion This couple were happly married, until one day the wife needed a complete blood transfusion. A few months later, they decided to divorce. The husband demanded his blood back. So the wife wipped out her tampon and threw it at him saying "You can have it back in monthly installments!".
Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Virgin Trucker
Virgin Trucker Virgin Trucker A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men …
Pubic Hair
Pubic Hair Why are pubic hairs curly? So you don't poke your eye out.
Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin
Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he …
When Is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
When Is Your Girlfriend Too Fat? How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
The Dentist_(0)
The Dentist_(0) The Dentist Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, …
Dutch Virgin
Dutch Virgin Dutch Virgin Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!
Blonde
Blonde If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish
What's Your Poison?
What's Your Poison? What's Your Poison? Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son. The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed. When he woke up …
Voodoo Dildo_(1)
Voodoo Dildo_(1) A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will …
Boxing Fan
Boxing Fan Introduction: first date
Nude Beach_(0)
Nude Beach_(0) A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying "mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies …