Frogs
Frogs What did one lesbian frog say tot he other lesbian frog? Its true we do taste like chicken!
Category: sex joke
postal going
postal going Tom the Postman was on the last day of work before retiring when he got to a house near the end of his route and there was a note on the door : "Tom, ring the bell when you get here!" So he does and the lady of the house opens the door …
Penis Enlargement
Penis Enlargement A cosmetic surgeon in Dallas specializes in enhancements, mailny penis enhancements. One day, a man walks in and says,"Doc, my wife and I are naturalists, and we want something closer to nature. Can you give me a wooden penis?" The doctor tries to talk him out of it, but in the end, he …
2 Smokin' Old Ladies
2 Smokin' Old Ladies Two women, both in their late 60s and still smoking, are walking down a street when it begins to rain. The first old lady pulls out a condom and places it on the end of her cigarette. The other lady, not knowing about condoms asks," Whats that?" The other lady responds,"Its …
Oranges
Oranges A boy gave a girl a shoping bag and asked her " plz dont grap it tight, i will be back in 2 minutes, coz oranges will be squeezed, the girl reply " is it full of oranges?" the boy replied, "NO, it has potatoes in it"
Vampire_(1)
Vampire_(1) What did one lesbian vampire say to the other ? Ill see you next month.
the mailman joke
the mailman joke one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in …
fly drops four inches
fly drops four inches There is a fly flying above the lake, unbeknownst to this fly, a fish was watching him , and thinking if that fly would drop four inches, I could jump out of the water and have me some dinnner, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear watching the fish watching …
another joke
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
joke_(3)
joke_(3) Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? A. They're going to call her Old Spice.
sex joke_(5)
sex joke_(5) Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
joke_(4)
joke_(4) Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A. Place to hang their air freshener.
sex joke_(9)
sex joke_(9) Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
sex joke_(6)
sex joke_(6) Q. Why can't women read maps? A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
sex joke_(8)
sex joke_(8) Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
sex joke_(1)
sex joke_(1) Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
sex joke_(7)
sex joke_(7) Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
sex joke_(3)
sex joke_(3) Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.