Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
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Virgin Trucker
Virgin Trucker Virgin Trucker A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men …
Pubic Hair
Pubic Hair Why are pubic hairs curly? So you don't poke your eye out.
Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin
Ten Husbands, Still A Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he …
When Is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
When Is Your Girlfriend Too Fat? How can you tell when your girlfriend is too fat? When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
The Dentist_(0)
The Dentist_(0) The Dentist Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, …
Dutch Virgin
Dutch Virgin Dutch Virgin Q: What do you call a virgin in Dutch? A: Goodandtight!
Blonde
Blonde If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be? A blowfish
What's Your Poison?
What's Your Poison? What's Your Poison? Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son. The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed. When he woke up …
Voodoo Dildo_(1)
Voodoo Dildo_(1) A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will …
Boxing Fan
Boxing Fan Introduction: first date
Nude Beach_(0)
Nude Beach_(0) A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying "mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies …
Cook For Cock
Cook For Cock While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband "Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now." He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?" Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins …
Don't Ask Any Questions
Don't Ask Any Questions A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude,thank goodness you showed up!" "I'm starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch." The friend looked …
Doggie Fashion
Doggie Fashion It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin?
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin? A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he …
Getting Down Under
Getting Down Under An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire …
How To Satisfy…
How To Satisfy... HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, …
The Coincidence
The Coincidence A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm …
The Costume Party_(1)
The Costume Party_(1) A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache. The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to …