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Frogs What did one lesbian frog say tot he other lesbian frog? Its true we do taste like chicken!
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Frogs What did one lesbian frog say tot he other lesbian frog? Its true we do taste like chicken!
postal going Tom the Postman was on the last day of work before retiring when he got to a house near the end of his route and there was a note on the door : "Tom, ring the bell when you get here!" So he does and the lady of the house opens the door …
Penis Enlargement A cosmetic surgeon in Dallas specializes in enhancements, mailny penis enhancements. One day, a man walks in and says,"Doc, my wife and I are naturalists, and we want something closer to nature. Can you give me a wooden penis?" The doctor tries to talk him out of it, but in the end, he …
2 Smokin' Old Ladies Two women, both in their late 60s and still smoking, are walking down a street when it begins to rain. The first old lady pulls out a condom and places it on the end of her cigarette. The other lady, not knowing about condoms asks," Whats that?" The other lady responds,"Its …
Oranges A boy gave a girl a shoping bag and asked her " plz dont grap it tight, i will be back in 2 minutes, coz oranges will be squeezed, the girl reply " is it full of oranges?" the boy replied, "NO, it has potatoes in it"
Vampire_(1) What did one lesbian vampire say to the other ? Ill see you next month.
the mailman joke one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in …
fly drops four inches There is a fly flying above the lake, unbeknownst to this fly, a fish was watching him , and thinking if that fly would drop four inches, I could jump out of the water and have me some dinnner, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear watching the fish watching …
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
joke_(3) Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? A. They're going to call her Old Spice.
sex joke_(5) Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
joke_(4) Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A. Place to hang their air freshener.
sex joke_(9) Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
sex joke_(6) Q. Why can't women read maps? A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
sex joke_(8) Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
sex joke_(1) Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
sex joke_(7) Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
sex joke_(3) Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.