Hung Chow

Hung Chow Hung Chow call his boss and says: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and …

Two Afghani Women

Two Afghani Women Two women from Afghanistan were walking down a dusty dirt road. They stopped for a moment and one held up two potatoes she was carrying for the other to see. Then the other one exclaimed, "those look like my husbands balls." "You mean your husband has balls this big?" "No," replied the …

Hung Like A Moose

Hung Like A Moose I felt like a real man when after a long (20-30 seconds) session of love-making my girlfriend told me I was hung like a moose. I then shrunk back down to size, literally and figuratively, when she clarified her statement, "Yeah, you're hung like a moose...chocolate mouse!!!"

Woman With Garden

Woman With Garden A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge fed tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "what do you do to get your tomatoes …