Virgin Trucker

Virgin Trucker Virgin Trucker A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men …

The Dentist_(0)

The Dentist_(0) The Dentist Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, …

Voodoo Dildo_(1)

Voodoo Dildo_(1) A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will …

Nude Beach_(0)

Nude Beach_(0) A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying "mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies …

Cook For Cock

Cook For Cock While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband "Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now." He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?" Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins …

Doggie Fashion

Doggie Fashion It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Getting Down Under

Getting Down Under An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire …

How To Satisfy…

How To Satisfy... HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, …

The Coincidence

The Coincidence A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm …