Frogs

Frogs What did one lesbian frog say tot he other lesbian frog? Its true we do taste like chicken!

postal going

postal going Tom the Postman was on the last day of work before retiring when he got to a house near the end of his route and there was a note on the door : "Tom, ring the bell when you get here!" So he does and the lady of the house opens the door …

Penis Enlargement

Penis Enlargement A cosmetic surgeon in Dallas specializes in enhancements, mailny penis enhancements. One day, a man walks in and says,"Doc, my wife and I are naturalists, and we want something closer to nature. Can you give me a wooden penis?" The doctor tries to talk him out of it, but in the end, he …

Oranges

Oranges A boy gave a girl a shoping bag and asked her " plz dont grap it tight, i will be back in 2 minutes, coz oranges will be squeezed, the girl reply " is it full of oranges?" the boy replied, "NO, it has potatoes in it"

the mailman joke

the mailman joke one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in …

sex joke_(9)

sex joke_(9) Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

sex joke_(8)

sex joke_(8) Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.