joke_(10) Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss? A. A kidney dialysis machine.
sex joke_(35) Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair? A. Cunt Stubble.
sex joke_(34) Q. Why did God invent yeast infection? A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
sex joke_(27) Q. How are men like noodles? A. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
sex joke_(29) Q. Why are hangovers better than women? A. Hangovers will go away.
sex joke_(30) Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
sex joke_(28) Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex? A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
sex joke_(26) Q. What's the bad news about being a test tube baby? A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker.
sex joke_(24) Q. Why are roach clips called roach clips? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken.
sex joke_(25) Q. Why is a Laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women? A. Women who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
joke_(9) Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea? A. An itchy cock.
sex joke_(21) Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend? A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
sex joke_(20) Q. What is the cheapest meat? A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
sex joke_(19) Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise? A. The captains log.
sex joke_(22) Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
joke_(8) Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...
sex joke_(23) Q. Why do women have arms? A. Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?
joke_(7) Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
joke_(6) Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
sex joke_(16) Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!