Southwest Airlines

Southwest Airlines A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of …

Milk! Yummy!

Milk! Yummy! A man went to a bar and picked up a beautiful blond woman. They went back to his apartment and had hours and hours of sex. Afterwords, the man went to the kitchen to get something to drink. He poured himself a glass of milk and then realized that his dick was still …

Worse Life

Worse Life There once was a cucumber, a stick, and a dick. The cucumber said, "I have a terrible life. People cut me up and eat me." The stick shook his head and said, "My life is worse. People cut me up and burn me!" The dick shook his head and said, "I had the …

Meeeeeow

Meeeeeow One day, a woman went to the doctor's office and said, "My husband isn't doing very well in bed." The doctor handed her a bottle and said, "Give him one pill every night and see how things go." That night, she gave him one pill and had sex. The next morning, she woke up …

Blood Transfusion

Blood Transfusion This couple were happly married, until one day the wife needed a complete blood transfusion. A few months later, they decided to divorce. The husband demanded his blood back. So the wife wipped out her tampon and threw it at him saying "You can have it back in monthly installments!".

Virgin Trucker

Virgin Trucker Virgin Trucker A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker was an reasonable guy, so he picked them up. Later on down the road they stared talking and the trucker could tell that these two men …

The Dentist_(0)

The Dentist_(0) The Dentist Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, “Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late.” Paul replies, “Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad.” Charley says, …

Voodoo Dildo_(1)

Voodoo Dildo_(1) A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will …

Nude Beach_(0)

Nude Beach_(0) A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying "mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies …