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Wigi wigi wild wild west Wigi wigi wild wild west! -Digimon lemon for Iceflame 88's contest by MISTER BIG T After MISTER BIG T made the Bam bam shiga wang lemon, AIDS (All Intelligent Digimon Servants) got angry from it, saying a vampire becoming a Digi emperor was not cool. They also sued MISTER BIG …
Redneck Vasectomy A redneck man says to his doctor, "Doc I just had my eleventh kid and we don't ha a bed bigenough for any more kids. I needs one of them vasectomy's done." The doctor Says " A vasectomy is a shorefire way to eliminate that problem, but that operation cost alot of money …
Tennis Elbow A man sees a new machine at the drug store which has a sign "Any ailment diagnosed - only $1". His right arm has been sore for a week so he decides to give it a try. He follows the instructions by bringing in a small urine sample, dumping it in the machine, …
BACK TO PRIEST SCHOOL FATHER PATRICK WAS TALKING TO HIS REPLACEMENT IN A SMALL VILLAGE CHURCH. 'FATHER MICHAEL'HE SAYS,YOU WILL BE LOOKING AFTER MY FLOCK FROM NOW ON.'BUT WHERE DO I START?THE YOUNG PRIEST REPLIES.'YOUV'E BEEN HEARING CONFESSIONS FOR OVER 50 YEARS,I'LL BE LOST'. 'DONT WORRY,SAYS FATHER PATRICK,'I'VE WRITTEN A LIST OF SINS AND ABSOLUTIONS …
Old man sobbing There was this 25 year old male, jogging through the park one day, when he runs by this old man sobbing uncontrollably. The jogger decides he'd better stop and see if he could be of some help. "What's the matter old man... why are you crying?" The old man replies, "Just this …
Mafia Q: What do eating pussy and dealing with the mafia have in common? A: One slip of the tounge and you're in deep shit!!
goodbye daddy One morning, as Gary is getting ready for work, he happens to pass his daughter's room and overhears her saying her prayers. "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa." He finds it odd but thinks no more of it. Later that day when he comes home from work, …
Another cum joke Q: what the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A: spitting, swallowing, and gargeling
Gun Shop There is a man who walks into a gun shop one day. He points to a gun and says, "Can I take a look at that one?" to the store owner. "Sure why not." The man gets the gun and looks through the scope and does checks on weight and such to see …
Frogs What did one lesbian frog say tot he other lesbian frog? Its true we do taste like chicken!
postal going Tom the Postman was on the last day of work before retiring when he got to a house near the end of his route and there was a note on the door : "Tom, ring the bell when you get here!" So he does and the lady of the house opens the door …
Penis Enlargement A cosmetic surgeon in Dallas specializes in enhancements, mailny penis enhancements. One day, a man walks in and says,"Doc, my wife and I are naturalists, and we want something closer to nature. Can you give me a wooden penis?" The doctor tries to talk him out of it, but in the end, he …
2 Smokin' Old Ladies Two women, both in their late 60s and still smoking, are walking down a street when it begins to rain. The first old lady pulls out a condom and places it on the end of her cigarette. The other lady, not knowing about condoms asks," Whats that?" The other lady responds,"Its …
Oranges A boy gave a girl a shoping bag and asked her " plz dont grap it tight, i will be back in 2 minutes, coz oranges will be squeezed, the girl reply " is it full of oranges?" the boy replied, "NO, it has potatoes in it"
Vampire_(1) What did one lesbian vampire say to the other ? Ill see you next month.
the mailman joke one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in …
fly drops four inches There is a fly flying above the lake, unbeknownst to this fly, a fish was watching him , and thinking if that fly would drop four inches, I could jump out of the water and have me some dinnner, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear watching the fish watching …
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.
another joke Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A. Well hung.