She had A Big Beaver

She had A Big Beaver

The Monkees- I’m A Believer (She had a Big Beaver)

I thought she was only true in fairy tales
Givin?head to someone else but not to me
Ah, she was out to get to me (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
That's the way it seemed (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Disappointment haunted my wet dreams

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Then she sat on my face
She had a big beaver
Without a trace
Of hair on her thighs
I'm in love (Ahhh, Ahh)
She had a big beaver I couldn't eat her if I tried

I thought sex was more or less a givin' thing
Seemed the more I gave the less I got
Ahh, What's the use in tryin' (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
All you get is sass (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
When I needed pussy I got ass

{Refrain}

Ah, she was out to get to me (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Now, that's the way it seemed (Do Do Doot, Do Do)
Disappointment haunted my wet dreams

{Refrain}

Then she sat on my fa-ace
She had a big beaver
There's not a tra-a-a-ace
Of hair on her thighs
She had a big beaver
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ah-uh-uh

FADE

She had a big beaver

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