The Missing Sponge

The Missing Sponge Little Johnny's mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all her pubic hair removed. Johnny come into the bathroom as she's drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. "I've lost my sponge," she says, and sends Johnny out to play. A few …

Hot Stock Tip

Hot Stock Tip Pfizer Corp. (PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as-is or as a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do." Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible …

Lesbian Couple Sex Change

Lesbian Couple Sex Change It was reported that a lesbian couple in San Francisco decided that one of them should get a sex change operation. Do you know what the name of the procedure for this is called? Ans: An addadictomy.