The Monica Lewinsky

The Monica Lewinsky A man walks into a brothel and is greeted at the front entrance by the madam. He asks her what services they offer and what the fees are. She then tells him that blow jobs will cost him $100, intercourse will cost $200, and the Monica Lewinsky will cost $250. Scratching his …

Guy On A Tightrope

Guy On A Tightrope A guy is half way across a tightrope stretched out over Niagara Falls. Half way across the world somewhere is a man getting a blow job by a ninety-year old woman. They both have the exact same thought at the same time: "Don't look down!"

Sign Language

Sign Language Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she …

Flowers For The Lady?

Flowers For The Lady? A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days". The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"

I Want You To Take Off My…

I Want You To Take Off My... A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!" "Good.." "Now I also want you to take off my Bra." "Good..." "Now can you take off my panties." "Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

Ace Seduction

Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …

Colin's Fault

Colin's Fault Dean held my hand. “Come on Lex!” he whispered. “They don’t bite!” Dean’s friends had always scared me. They were all three years older, and no matter how hard I tried, they never seemed to like me. “Dean,” I said. “I don’t want to be here.” He looked at me, his face dimming. …