Welcome_(1)

Welcome_(1) I get off the airplane, and I'm looking around. I know whay you and your husband look like because we exchanged pictures. As I look around, I see someone who looks familiar walking towards me. I start to smile when I recognize you. You walk up to me and you you then give me …

Getting Down Under

Getting Down Under An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire …

Oral Sex Disaster

Oral Sex Disaster A man's wife is in coma in the hospital, and one day the doctor walks in and changes her IV bag. While doing so, he accidentally grazes her breast and she moans. Happily, the doctor runs to the husband and tells him what had happened and tells him to perform oral sex …

Magic Pills

Magic Pills One day a lady goes to her doctor and asks her how to get her husband to sleep with her more. The doctor leaves the room then returns with a little bottle and says, "Put one pill into his coffee everyday, the results are instant." The lady goes home and puts one into …

Ethel

Ethel Two women were talking about their lives since they had become Nursing Home residents. They both agreed that life was good but one woman, Ethel, said she was rather upset because her sex life had really died out since she and her husband had come to the nursing home. The other woman said that …

Sweet Revenge_(0)

Sweet Revenge_(0) One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom. The wife was getting out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn't need a bra." The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him. The next week the two are again in …

3 Newlywed Wives

3 Newlywed Wives Three recently married couples spend their honeymoon's first night in the same hotel. The next morning the three woman meet in the hall and decide to have breakfast together and to gossip about their wedding night, although one of them claims she won't be eating anything. The first starts enthusiastic, "Last night …

Pakistani Sex Sandals

Pakistani Sex Sandals A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say," You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked …

Wife With Headache

Wife With Headache The husband emerged from the bathroom naked, anwas climbing into the bed when his wife complained as usual,"I have a headache." "Perfect," the husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."