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Japan's Girls Gymnastics Team Pt 3 I walked across the courtyard of the Olympic training center in the late afternoon after a long day of interpreting for a group of American and British journalists when I heard the distinctive, Marine drill seargent voice of Ms. Hattori, the coach of the female gymnasts, bark out at …
Wife With Headache The husband emerged from the bathroom naked, anwas climbing into the bed when his wife complained as usual,"I have a headache." "Perfect," the husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."
Old Couple Setting Record Straight_(1) When God created Man, he decided that Man would have 20 years of an active sex life. So he said to Adam, "You will have 20 good years to procreate, so go out into the world and multiply." Adam acknowledged God's commandment, bowed his head, and stood in the corner …
Guy With Small Head A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big …
Father's Pet Goose A man was taking a shower and his daughter walked in and saw the man nude and asked him what that thing hanging between his legs was called. He said it was his goose. She said, "That doesn't look like a goose." He said, "Sure it does." Then she asked if she …
Market Research A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that …
Car, Reindeer, And Penis Talking A car, a penis, and a reindeer were talking about who has the worst job. The car said, "Well, I have the worst job because people run into me and honk at me." The reindeer said, "I have hunters trying to shoot me every year, and I have to avoid …
Ventriloquist Having Fun With An Indian A ventriloquist was on vacation, driving through the desert southwest. As he was driving, he noticed an adobe hut, with an Indian sitting on the front porch. There was also a horse next to the hut. The ventriloquist thought to himself, "I think I'll have a little fun with …
Hit Man On Golf Course One day a guy was standing on the first tee of his local golf course, when another man walked up and said, "The pro said I could join you, if you don't mind." The guy said, "Sure, just put your clubs on the cart". So he placed his clubs on …
Guy Bragging About His Lawn One day, Jim, turned to his co-worker, Dick and asked, "Have I ever shown you my lawn?" Dick answered, "I've been by your house lots of times. Sure, I've seen your yard." Jim said, "No not my yard, my lawn...that I built out in the country." Dick said, "I don't …
Three Hookers Talking Three former older hookers got together and were talking about the good ol' days. The first one said, "Back when I was hooking, I only got $20.00 for a blow job." The second one then said, "Well, that ain't so bad. When I was hooking, I only got $10.00 for a blow …
Biting Back One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning …
In Search Of The Perfect Penis A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son …
Stuck On You It seems that a young couple had just got married and spent their first wedding night with the young man's parents. In the morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from her garden and gourmet food. She went to the bottom the stairs and called …
Motorway Services I’d had a long day, setting off from home at the crack of dawn to drive to London from Cornwall and I suppose it was asking rather too much to try to drive back in the early evening. I realised that I was becoming dangerously weary by the time I got to the …
Colorado Camping Trip I have a story of the very first time I sucked a dick. I actually sucked four dicks my first time, but never the less, it still was the first time I ever done that. It was back when I was a 15 year old boy and I was on a family …
Brother Screwed Me! Hi, I’m back. This time to share with you the incest experience I had with my elder brother, Tim. I was 18 then. He was 22. Tim and I had a common bathroom attached to our rooms which we often used as shortcut to get into each others rooms. One night I …
Karen's And My Little Secret I couldn't wait to get to my computer this morning. I use it to keep a special diary of things going on in my life both good and bad, mostly good and especially last night!!!! Earlier in the evening my boyfriend Dave and I went to the movies to see …
Kissin Cousins My mother and her sister were married the same year and one year later each had a baby, my mother, a girl and my aunt, a boy. We lived in the same city at the time but when I was three years old, my father was transferred to a mid western town. The …
The Making Of A Monster Danny and I had known each other since elementary school. We had both gone to Our Lady of Angels where we had been in the same class. He went on to St. Peter’s High, an all boys school and I went to St Catherine’s High, an all girl’s school. Both …