Hung Chow

Hung Chow Hung Chow call his boss and says: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and …

Cows Having Sex

Cows Having Sex A young boy comes into the kitchen and tells his mother that the brown cow fucked the white cow. His mom explains that this is not a nice word and from now on if he sees this he should say that the brown cow surprised the white cow. The next day was …

Irish Artist

Irish Artist A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking …

Drunk On Bus

Drunk On Bus A drunk get's on the bus and goes to the back of the bus. The driver goes down the street and a girl enters the bus and the driver says, "Tickle your cunt with a feather." The girl says, "What did you say?" The bus driver says, "Typical country weather." He does …

Cider Mill Season

Cider Mill Season It was the fall of the year in Michigan. The time of year when all the cider mills show their wares. One cider mill in particular seemed busier than most. A well dressed gentleman came to this particular cider mill and he noticed a vendor with more customers than the norm. He …

Sex On Mars

Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple begin talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally. Maureen brings up the …

Cold Hands…

Cold Hands... Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch …