An Arab countryside teen My name is Ali. I’m 21 years old guy living somewhere in Arabia with 170 cm tall, 60 gm weight, with white complexion and long black hair. As being a college boy I have met many cute Arabian chicks in our university but nevertheless I hadn’t make a love relationship with …
sex joke_(5) Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
sex joke_(9) Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
sex joke_(6) Q. Why can't women read maps? A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
sex joke_(8) Q. What do women and police cars have in common? A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
sex joke_(1) Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
sex joke_(7) Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A. So they don't whistle on the way down.
sex joke_(3) Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
sex joke_(11) Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged
sex joke_(10) Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt
sex joke_(4) Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck.
sex joke_(2) Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
sex joke_(56) Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
sex joke_(57) Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
sex joke_(55) Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? A. Potpourri
sex joke_(0) Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists? A. Their shaky hands!
sex joke_(54) Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common ? A. You don't look down.
sex joke_(52) Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
sex joke_(53) Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike? A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
sex joke_(51) Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!