Blood Transfusion

Blood Transfusion This couple were happly married, until one day the wife needed a complete blood transfusion. A few months later, they decided to divorce. The husband demanded his blood back. So the wife wipped out her tampon and threw it at him saying "You can have it back in monthly installments!".

Voodoo Dildo_(1)

Voodoo Dildo_(1) A business mans company tell him that he will have to take a long business trip to japan to clinch an important deal. Unfortunately his wife is known for cheating on him when he goes away. He loves her still but everytime she does it it breaks his heart and this trip will …

The 120 Days Of Sodom – 31 – Part1, The Thirtieth Day, Mistakes

The 120 Days Of Sodom - 31 - Part1, The Thirtieth Day, Mistakes THE THIRTIETH DAY I am not sure, Messieurs, said the beauteous storyteller, whether you have heard of the caprice, quite as unusual as dangerous, for which the Comte de Lernos is celebrated, but my several liaisons with him having afforded me a …

Doggie Fashion

Doggie Fashion It has been studied and determined that the most often used Sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs... And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Chinese Proverbs

Chinese Proverbs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport …

Double Whammy

Double Whammy A man is looking for a Christmas gift for his wife, and after walking through the mall for hours he gives up and goes to the bar. He sees a friend of his sitting at the bar. He goes over to him and says, " I will buy you a drink if you …

Sweet Revenge_(0)

Sweet Revenge_(0) One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom. The wife was getting out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says "If these were firmer you wouldn't need a bra." The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him. The next week the two are again in …

Morning After

Morning After It's the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover." The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

New Sex Study

New Sex Study It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead...

Men Swapping Wives

Men Swapping Wives MEN SWAPPING WIVES Ted, Jim and their wives took an out of town weekend trip to a bed and breakfast on the outskirts of town. Earlier the two gents agreed to try to talk their spouses into a night of wife swapping. A couple of drinks before dinner and the ladies agreed …