Wife With Headache

Wife With Headache The husband emerged from the bathroom naked, anwas climbing into the bed when his wife complained as usual,"I have a headache." "Perfect," the husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you."

Fatherly Advice

Fatherly Advice A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband -- he's driving me crazy! I'm going to leave him if he continues!" …

Who Wears The Pants

Who Wears The Pants A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite on the romantic island of Jamaica. After unpacking, the husband abruptly took off his pants. "Put these on," he said to his wife. She did, and they were nearly twice her size. "There's no way I can wear these. They're too …

Dogs Having Sex

Dogs Having Sex A guy is looking out in his front yard and notices two dogs having sex. He goes outside and sees his neighbor watching them also. He tells the neighbor that he wishes he could make love to his wife that way and the neighbor tells him all he has to do is …

Wish Fulfillment

Wish Fulfillment A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted …