Two Afghani Women

Two Afghani Women Two women from Afghanistan were walking down a dusty dirt road. They stopped for a moment and one held up two potatoes she was carrying for the other to see. Then the other one exclaimed, "those look like my husbands balls." "You mean your husband has balls this big?" "No," replied the …

Woman With Garden

Woman With Garden A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge fed tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "what do you do to get your tomatoes …

Discoveries

Discoveries "Yes, Ms. Flynn. I'll let her know straight away." Pretty Maria Rozario disconnected, then speed-dialed Vivienne Wu's cell phone from the foyer. "Hello." "Hello, Mrs. Wu. It's Maria." "Hello, Maria. Is everything all right?" "Yes, everything's fine. Mr. Wu said he'd be late for dinner tonight, and Ms. Flynn from the library called." "Ms. …

Teddy Bears

Teddy Bears A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way …

Quarantine

Quarantine A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE" Slightly distressed the woman turns …