sex joke_(18)
sex joke_(18) Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out? A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
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Sandwich And Milk
Sandwich And Milk Sandwich And Milk Cat leaned across the counter and grabbed a knife. She laid out her sandwich on two napkins and cut it from one corner to the other. The waiter took the knife rudely as Cat started to return it. “If you had cut the fucking thing like I asked, I …
The Witch_(0)
The Witch_(0) The Witch By Gail Holmes Renee had never trusted the old woman, never knowing as to what she was up to, a more likely a more wickeder witch you couldn’t have asked for, she was into every form of Black Magic. She’d heard of her powers from other people, telling her to never …
Fetishist
Fetishist FETISHIST By Misha Firer 1. With a keyhole saw I cut out a round 4” by 4” inch hole in my bedroom wall four feet two inches from the floor level. I cleared out polystyrene and compressed wood debris and carefully abraded the rugged interior sides first with 60-grit then with 120-grit sandpaper. On …
What he's thinking – ch 5
What he's thinking - ch 5 Entry Five: -- Helen + Kelly make use of Laura's Jon --------- I've often wondered about being dominated. Submissively submitting my body to a man's pleasure is usually more of a turn on for me than just getting fucked. In fact, the special pleasure I get from the male …
Bar Study
Bar Study A guy is sitting in a bar when he notices an attrative young woman sitting just down the bar. "What the hell?" he thinks and goes to talk to her. "Hi how are you?" He asks. She turns and screams. "What no I won't sleep with you!" The guy is shocked and retreats …
Surfside (chapter One)
Surfside (chapter One) SURFSIDE A Dirty Novel Written by bushsniper1@yahoo.co.uk Chapter One Kevin Anderson woke up at the first sound of his radio alarm when it came on at 4 A.M. It was Saturday morning and he had a busy schedule ahead of him. The bed creaked as he shifted his weight and swung his …
Evil Story Of Massive Doom.
Evil Story Of Massive Doom. Mini character information for main characters: Anya: A cat-girl who enjoys playing around. Onihi: A demonic that likes to cause problems. Asoko: An angelic that thinks that Onihi is too much trouble. Asuko: A wandering swordswoman who happens to get into trouble very often. Hidimo: A member of the darkest …
Underground Sex 1
Underground Sex 1 Sarah Walmin stared down at her shoes as she headed home. It had been a long day, and she was looking forward to getting home and out of these clothes! Her school demanded the students to wear uniforms, and she wasn't too fond of the outfits, they were too uncomfortable and the …
Nothin To Do So I Got Drunk
Nothin To Do So I Got Drunk I went out to the club tonight. All the guys were buying me drinks. I got so drunk I couldnt stand by myself. One guy offered me a ride but this woman walked over and told him to get lost. She introduced herself to me as Mary and …
72 Hours Of Lust – Part 3
72 Hours Of Lust - Part 3 72 HOURS of LUST Part 3 Traci slept until almost noon. Her dreams consisted of the two amorous adventures she had experienced the day before. When she awoke, her mind began to focus on what lay in store for her today. She had no idea what she was …
Unexpectedly
Unexpectedly I was really crowded with work and it had been ages since I had taken a break. One more all-nighter at work and I was going to explode! I lived close to the beach and suddenly I decided to shut things down at work. What wouldn't I give to meet my favorite ex-boyfriend!! Well, …
Beguiled
Beguiled It was during her journey home from the office, where she was employed as a copywriter for a small publishing firm, that AnnaLee Bradley began making plans for the evening. The weather for November in New York, was bitterly cold and the forecast gave no let up for the next few days. So, rather …
Higher Learning
Higher Learning Annie Velez strolled past the nondescript club for the third time in the last half hour. It had taken all of her courage for the nineteen-year old college student to even come this far. According to the information she had been able to get in the chat rooms online, Scarlett's Rose was probably …
Mistress Of The Harcore Fuck
Mistress Of The Harcore Fuck It was a dark and stormy night. Calvin just got back from running 3 miles. He was so exhausted that he felt like he could just faint on the floor. After running in the house from his car, he hung up his soggy jacket and hat. Next, he took off …
Getting Down Under
Getting Down Under An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire …
The Sneeze
The Sneeze A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The …
Sex Education_(2)
Sex Education_(2) A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted …
Shakie Shakie!
Shakie Shakie! An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can sit …
Milk And Cookies_(1)
Milk And Cookies_(1) There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. …