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Superman Looking For Company Superman wasn't very busy. He had lots of time on his hands to spend and wanted to find someone to go out with. So he looked up Spiderman. He asked Spiderman if he wanted to pal around with him for the day to see what adventures they could find but Spiderman …
Two Afghani Women Two women from Afghanistan were walking down a dusty dirt road. They stopped for a moment and one held up two potatoes she was carrying for the other to see. Then the other one exclaimed, "those look like my husbands balls." "You mean your husband has balls this big?" "No," replied the …
Woman With Garden A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge fed tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "what do you do to get your tomatoes …
Woman Who's Like A Refrigerator Did you hear about the woman who was like a refrigerator? Everyone wants to put their meat in her.
Discoveries "Yes, Ms. Flynn. I'll let her know straight away." Pretty Maria Rozario disconnected, then speed-dialed Vivienne Wu's cell phone from the foyer. "Hello." "Hello, Mrs. Wu. It's Maria." "Hello, Maria. Is everything all right?" "Yes, everything's fine. Mr. Wu said he'd be late for dinner tonight, and Ms. Flynn from the library called." "Ms. …
Little Rock Chocolate Rebecca was starting to take piano lessons from a teacher near her home in Little Rock, AR. She was young enough that she could not reach the foot peddles on a full sized piano. As much as her mother wanted her to learn the classics Rebecca was drawn to the sound of …
The Classified Ad For perhaps the sixth time that morning, Jackie Esposito reread the bulletin board classified on her computer screen. As she had the previous five times, she slowly shook her head. What had ever possessed her to write such an ad? Silently, she read it again. "Married White Female - 20. Brooklyn, NY …
Teddy Bears A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way …
Common Between Woman And Airplane What do a woman and an airplane have in common? Ans: They both have a cockpit.
Woman Files Sex Harassment Suit A woman walks into the nearest EEOC office and files a sexual HARASSMENT lawsuit against her boss. She states as the basis of her complaint that her boss sniffed her hair and commented how terrific it smelled. After filling out the forms, she was then interviewed by one of the …
Bumps Into Woman In Lobby A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns …
Frog That Gives Blow Jobs A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", …
Woman Talking To St. Peter A woman arrived at the Pearly Gates and was greeted by St. Peter. As they discussed her arrival in heaven, she heard loud women's screams coming from a region nearby. "What is that noise?" she asked St. Peter. "Oh, that's just some of our newer angels getting their holes drilled. …
Woman From France With Crabs A woman from France is touring in the United States when she develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is not very good and she tells the pharmacist, "I vould like some medicine that …
Woman With Traffic Ticket A woman got pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding and she didn't have either her driver's license or any other identification. She started pleading with the cop to give her a break because she had received many other tickets recently and couldn't afford to have any more points on …
The Ladder To Success One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there …
Go Forth And Multiply A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him …
Following A Little Advice A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's …
At The Sperm Bank A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one …
Quarantine A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE" Slightly distressed the woman turns …