Two Afghani Women

Two Afghani Women Two women from Afghanistan were walking down a dusty dirt road. They stopped for a moment and one held up two potatoes she was carrying for the other to see. Then the other one exclaimed, "those look like my husbands balls." "You mean your husband has balls this big?" "No," replied the …

African Roulette

African Roulette President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette." President Clinton …

Gay Study

Gay Study An ace team of sex researchers decided to study both gay men and lesbian women at a local bar. So one day they prepared a questionnaire and asked 20 gay men and 20 lesbian women what they liked most about sex. The gay men at the bar responded, "It tastes great!" And the …

Ace Seduction

Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …

Over Developed

Mary Pekin sat in the back row of the high school class room almost unable to look any of the other women in the face. This was so embarrassing! She had lost complete control over her sex drive because of her over developed clitoris! She had been to six doctors and each and every one …

The Class

Bay carefully backed her car into a vacant parking space and then checked to make sure that she had all of her class supplies organized before heading into the building. This was second to last natural child birth class and she wondered why this was a mother only class and all husbands and boyfriends were …