Biting Back

Biting Back One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning …

Freezing To Death

Freezing To Death Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get …

Ace Seduction

Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …

T-shirt

T-shirt I come from the bedroom dressed in nothing but one of your white t-shirts. It's barely long enough to cover my smooth wet pussy. your sitting on the couch and I climb onto your lap and straddle you. You want to kiss my soft lips and grab my tight little ass, but I push …

The Candy Striper

Ivory DuBois lay in drug induced haze as a low moan gurgled from deep in his chest do to the unbelievable pain that racked his injured body. “Ohhhhhhhhhhh!” he groaned softly while trying to get his bearings. “W-where am I???” “You’re in County General Hospital, Mr. DuBois, my name is Mary Vance, I’m your night …

The Interview

Jane Crawford looked nervously around the outer office of PIG studios while trying to maintain her outer calm. “Judas priest,” she mumbled under her breath. “What the hell am I doing here?” She picked up a two year old copy of People magazine to try and take her mind off the reason for her appointment. …

The Library

“Brit, wait up!!!” Hannah shouted from half a block down the street. Hannah stopped in her tracks and waited a little impatiently for her best friend. “I’m sorry I was late!” Hannah puffed while pulling along side Brittany. “But if you saw what I just saw you’d be late too!!!” “Okay,” Brit replied with a …

Quiet Interlude

The house is quiet.. silent... if I listen close, I can hear your rapid keystrokes as you work away on your latest brainstorm. Hour after hour, you work, perfecting your new program. Finally, I decide you need a break, and sneak into the kitchen to put some water on to boil for tea for you. …

Trim Job

"Oh, man it's hot," commented April, while she and her best friend Wendy walked home from Jefferson High School. "You got that right, babe," responded Wendy, "am I glad this is the last week of school, it's just too darn hot to be sitting in some stupid class room!" The two eighteen year olds continued …

The Sleeper

"I'm sorry, Miss Ross," the conductor explained, "I know you have a reservation for a private berth, but due to over booking all we have left is a compartment for two. Your berth mate is a very attractive young woman , so we hope you can see your way clear to accept these alternate accommodations …