Swimfan

Swimfan You're waiting for me. You always are. There's no time for foreplay today and you're ready so I dive right in. Slow, sensual strokes at first. I'm familiar with the deep wetness that's your abyss I plunge forward and a rush comes over me. I stroke longer, harder, faster Faintly hearing you cheer me …

The 120 Days Of Sodom – 31 – Part1, The Thirtieth Day, Mistakes

The 120 Days Of Sodom - 31 - Part1, The Thirtieth Day, Mistakes THE THIRTIETH DAY I am not sure, Messieurs, said the beauteous storyteller, whether you have heard of the caprice, quite as unusual as dangerous, for which the Comte de Lernos is celebrated, but my several liaisons with him having afforded me a …

The 120 Days Of Sodom – 27 – Part1, The Twenty-sixth Day

The 120 Days Of Sodom - 27 - Part1, The Twenty-sixth Day THE TWENTY-SIXTH DAY In that nothing was more delicious than meting out punishments, in that nothing prepared the way for so many pleasures, and those very sorts of pleasures Messieurs had mutually promised not to taste until in the stories mention thereof should …

Sunset

Sunset It was coming to the end of a beautiful day. We're about 10 miles from the nearest town. We had pulled off of the main roads, onto a secondary road, because the map showed that it wound through some beautiful scenery. Just as the sky began to take on the colors of a beautiful …

Morning After

Morning After It's the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover." The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Biting Back

Biting Back One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning …

Freezing To Death

Freezing To Death Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get …

Ace Seduction

Ace Seduction Ok Ladies N Gentlemen This is Ace...The Master Seducer But I started out as a complete twat when it came to women a complete twat....i barely dated more than four girls in Hi-School... Well Anyway i realised wat really turned them on...wasn,t really some1 as good lookin as me but somone who was …